You singlehandedly manage to get a car seat, a changing bag, your shoes, two towels, two blankets, a giraffe shaped teether (named Joshua incidentally) and a bag of mango slices into a swimming pool locker with one hand while holding a wriggley baby who is in the teensiest stripey swimming trunks in the world.
Also, when you're washing your face in the shower later that day, and you accidentally stick your little finger up your nostril and give yourself a nosebleed.
