And when recently Steve had the opportunity to get free JLS tickets, I was very excited. I mean, what would be better than me, a super hot 27 year old, going to a concert of four super hot 21 year olds?
And then I thought some more and came to a conclusion:
Steve: So, are we getting the tickets K*?
Me: No.
Steve: Why? They are free!
Me: It just won't end well. The only result is humiliation for you.
Steve: Do I want to know.... OK, why?
Me: Well, I will either sleep with one of them, especially the small one that does backflips or I will turn into a crazy old lady who gushes over them and makes a complete fool of herself. Either way it is bad for you.
There is a pause. Then...
Steve: And you think they would sleep with you because....
Me: I'm a tasty treat of course!
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| Tasty I tell you! |
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