Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Day 8 of Maternity Leave

Steve got home.

"Steve, Steve!" I shouted.

"Good day?" He enquired.

I grab his hand and pull him to sit on the sofa.

"The best", I garble, "I was reading the phone book..."

He interrupts me, "Ummmm... why?"

"I was looking for someone called Enis whose first name began with P so that their name was like P.Enis." I explained.

"Busy day then?"

"Anyway, there is no-one in our area who has that combination, can you believe it?"

"Shocking", he said, looking particularly unshocked.

"Anyway again, I did find someone with an even better name.... Mr Poupard!"

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