It went something like this:
Steve: We are the ones in white Rexy. Yep. White.
Rex: Oooaahhh.
Steve: No baby boy. Sweden are shit.
Rex: Aaaaooooo.
Steve: I know Rex, that is Joe Hart. Mummy fancies him but then mummy fancies a lot of people.
Rex: Raaaraaa.
Steve: Exactly Rex. That's Ashley Young. He is appalling. What do we say? A-pall-ing.
Rex: Eeeeeeee!
Steve: That is what I said! How he plays for England is beyond me.
Rex: Whurrrrrrrrrrr.
Steve: I know. I may switch over.
Rex: Hic. Hic.
Steve: Now don't be petulant and get the hiccups. This is the start of a long and disappointing road for you. It is the curse of being an England fan.
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