He had gone to the supermarket and just parked the car,
Steve: Liv, Liv!
Me: Yep, what's up? Did you forget something?
Steve: (in a whisper) No, I am in the car. I have just parked up near the recycling bins. Now listen...
Me: Why are you whispering? Is everything ok?
Steve: (still in a whisper) Ssssshhh! I can see a body.
Steve: It is just laying there by the bin.
Me: Are you sure? A body?
Steve: Yes. Just lying on the ground. And people are just ignoring it! I am going to get out the car and have a look. Stay on the phone.
Over the phone I hear the clumping sound of Steve getting out the car. The sound of his feet slowly walking. His paced slowed. I literally held my breath.
Steve: Wait, oh wait.
Me: (completely worked up now) What is it? Are you ok?
Steve: It is just some bags of clothes. Someone must have put them there in front of the textiles bin.
Me: It is clothes!!!!! You mistook clothes for a body? A human body?
Steve: Easy mistake. I am going to take a picture for you to see how body like it is.
Steve: It really does!
Me: Sure. Oh, um, Steve, even if it had been a body, why were you whispering?
Steve: In case the killer was still about. Of course.
Me: Ah. I see. At midday on a Saturday. In a busy Sainsburys car park. I get it.
|OK... it is a tad body like|