Steve: You know when you publish your blog? I guess, as it is mainly about me, I should get 50% of the profits...
Steve: I am, after all, your inspiration, your muse if you will.
Me: Well, do you copyright everything you say?
Steve: Yes. A teeny, tiny gnome follows me around and notes down everything I say.
Me: (peering behind him) That is clearly false.
Steve: He is invisible.
Party Make Up
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