The other evening we were talking about the fact that some people ran the London Marathon for the Donkey Sanctuary. It was a controversial conversation but I won't go into that here.
I became confused.
Me: The thing is though, donkeys aren't real animals are they?
Everyone stops and looks.
Me, trying to save face: No I mean they aren't real real? You know?
My mum: What do you mean? What are they if not real?
Steve, under his breath: Don't say a unicorn, do not say unicorn....
Me: No like a hybrid. A cross between a horse and a....
Steve, louder now: Not a unicorn, not a unicorn!
Me: NO! Not a unicorn, duh! You know, the other horse animal....
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