Steve is going to take Rex for a walk and so see Grandma and Grandpa while I do some proofing.
I get Rex in his coat, fill up his beaker, check the change bag and find two blankets ready. Steve comes out of the bathroom. We head downstairs and outside to get the pram out of the car and set it up. Just then the music of an ice cream van starts playing. Steve is very excited. The van appears.
Steve: I am getting an ice cream! Do you want one?
He hands the baby to me and runs to the van, leaving me with the boot open and a wriggling Rex in one arm.
Steve to the ice cream man: I think I will have a cornetto please...
I try and lift the pram out of the boot.
Steve to the ice cream man: No... wait... is that a Feast?
The pram catch releases mid lift and the wheels land on my toes. Rex tries to grab the car keys from my other hand.
Steve to the ice cream man: No, sorry, changed my mind, I will just have a vanilla cone.
I try and click the pram up, Rex's grip on the keys tightens.
Steve to the ice cream man: Make it a double cone please.
I slam the boot shut, Rex now has the car keys and manages to lock the car.
Steve to the ice cream man: Hmmmm, just the one flake I think.
I realise that the raincover is still in the boot so try to wrestle the keys off Rex who starts hitting me in the head with them while wriggling out of my grip.
Steve to the ice cream man: You know what? I will have some strawberry sauce! Why not?!
I have managed to get the keys off the baby, open the boot, plonk a now crying Rex in there before I drop him while I grab the raincover and shove it under the pram.
Steve wanders casually over.
Steve: What is he doing in the boot? Wow, this is really good ice cream.
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