- Socks are a challenge
- Random strangers will come up to you and touch your stomach
- 99% of the time you will resist the urge to punch them
- Feeling your baby move = awesome
- Seeing your stomach move when the baby moves = freaky deaky
- A double HH bra cup will fit on a grown man's head
- You will sort of forget what you looked like unpregnant
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| Me at 20 weeks, I'm now 23 weeks and a scary amount bigger... |
- You will miss wine. A lot
- You and the baby will become a little team and you will talk to him constantly
- You will get strange looks for this
- When pram shopping, it will not be amusing when your husband pretends to use the model in Mothercare's handles as fighter jet controls
- The recommended 100g per person of pasta is not enough
- You will have nightmares about your baby being Stewie Griffin
- It will become nigh on impossible to tend to your ladygarden. Turns out you can't bend that way in the shower
1 comment:
Ha! You won't believe what you're able to do when lying flat on your back in the shower.
I even painted my toenails in week 40 - being pregnant with twins. I may have squeezed them a little, though, getting some not amused kicks afterwards.
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