Thursday, 1 March 2012

Getting the priorities right

Steve and I were talking about our honeymoon.

Steve: I think that guy in the restaurant had a crush on you.

Me: (feeling secretly smug) Really? I wouldn't be surprised. Most men do.

Steve: Really...

Me: Of course, I am the hotness, super fun and like to drink. What is not to love? I am a man's dream!

Steve says nothing.

Me: (pensively) Although... in my current knocked up state I am going to lose two of those qualities.... can't drink and vastly becoming unhot. Remind me to up the funness when we are next with people, ok?

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