Steve and I were talking about our honeymoon.
Steve: I think that guy in the restaurant had a crush on you.
Me: (feeling secretly smug) Really? I wouldn't be surprised. Most men do.
Me: Of course, I am the hotness, super fun and like to drink. What is not to love? I am a man's dream!
Steve says nothing.
Me: (pensively) Although... in my current knocked up state I am going to lose two of those qualities.... can't drink and vastly becoming unhot. Remind me to up the funness when we are next with people, ok?
Party Make Up
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