Steve is, as always, watching and pondering the adverts. That annoying Bombardier commercial come on:
Steve: I wish I liked Bombardier. If I liked Bombardier then I would go into the pub and say, (putting on a pompous accent and specifically enunciating and emphasising his bilabials and fricatives), 'I'll have a pint of Bombardier'.
Me: If you did that then I would say, 'Fuck the fuck off'.
Steve: Fuck the fuck off? Maybe I should start my own blog to share with the world the vast depth of your incredibly educated self.
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