Steve came in today with one question:
"Why is a fly called a fly? I mean, other things fly don't they? Birds and stuff?"
While I pondered this philosophical quandary he continued:
"And for that matter why isn't there a Walk? Or a Swim? Or a Jump? Or a Drowned?"
At this point, feeling an epic rant coming on, I interjected,
"What would be a Drowned baby?"
Quick of a flash he responded,
"Something at the bottom of the sea of course! And there should be a Still! For like crustaceans that don't move and stuff! That is how all the animals should be named! I mean...."
Suddenly Rihanna came on the tv. Steve stops, he pauses, he stares, then,
"A little shouty Ri-Ri. Wow, I would make an excellent X Factor judge."
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