Steve got home.
"Steve, Steve!" I shouted.
"Good day?" He enquired.
I grab his hand and pull him to sit on the sofa.
"The best", I garble, "I was reading the phone book..."
He interrupts me, "Ummmm... why?"
"I was looking for someone called Enis whose first name began with P so that their name was like P.Enis." I explained.
"Busy day then?"
"Anyway, there is no-one in our area who has that combination, can you believe it?"
"Shocking", he said, looking particularly unshocked.
"Anyway again, I did find someone with an even better name.... Mr Poupard!"
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