Back with the third and final post.
Glee is over (BOOOOO!) and I get up to get a drink, the new Dyson advert arrives on the tv. Already I know Steve will have a comment, he hates the Dyson man at the best of times.
Dyson man: I have spent my career investigating the best ways of vacuum cleaning.
Steve: Must be a laugh a minute.
And so, lovely reader, I did get my drink, and I then went to bed, leaving Steve mumbling away at the television, safe in the knowledge that he believes that he, of course, is a better spot remedy, broadband provider and hoover maker than anyone else in the world.
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