Steve got in from football, he is immediately cross as, due to him already limping I foolishly requested that he not play football for two months before the wedding.
In the middle of his sulking the new Windows 7 advert comes on, it is the one where the man is buying a present for his wife and is able to delete his website history with a new Windows feature so she doesn't find out.
This riles Steve considerably and he goes into yelling mode, directed totally at the TV:
"YOU ARE LOOKING AT PORN NOT BUYING HER A GIFT. YOU TRAGIC, TRAGIC LIAR OF A LITTLE MAN!"
He then flounces off to the kitchen, he returns with one of the fairy cakes I baked yesterday (aren't I good to him?).
Me: Is that another fairy cake? Why haven't you eaten one of the chocolate chip ones I made? They are yummy.
Steve: (after a long pause) The chocolate chip ones could have done with some icing, I'm just saying.
He is now in the shower, which I have accidently turned to cold...
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