We have the well established tales.... here..... and here..... and here......
And then this morning, he tasted my hair product.
You read that right.
HE TASTED MY HAIR PRODUCT.
I had just got out of the shower and started with the hour long (yes, hour long, I have very thick hair) process of drying my hair. I squirt a teensey bit of my straightening product onto my hand and suddenly,
Steve: That smells amazing.... what is that?
Me: The stuff I put on my hair... here
(I shove my hands in front of his nose)
Steve: (after a big sniff) That smells brilliant... like all yummy.
Five minutes later I leave the bedroom to get my straighteners.
I return to find Steve with a disgusting look on his face.
Me: What happened?
Steve: I ate your hair stuff.
Me: What...? Why?
Steve: It smelt of Skittles.
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