Yep, you got it, I caved and had chips for lunch.
And, what's more, I didn't offer you lot any.
No, the real reason for lack of postage is:
Monday: I was sulking after Sunday's disaster.
Tuesday: I was still sulking and spent most of my time berating other people for slagging off the England team as, now correct me if I'm wrong, you support a team because you identify with them/belong with them/like them, not because they win. The key word is support people.
Add to that the organisation of an event for my entire company (that's 20,000 people) and I was a busy little bunny.
And when I am busy I tend to be very subconsciously active, you know, thinking even more bizarre things than usual.
- Why is all history underground? I mean, whenever Tony Robinson looks for anything, he digs. Did the world used to be smaller or something and now we've just got extra earth on top? Where did that earth come from?
- Where do all the teaspoons go?
- If you get up really high and see a rainbow, is it a full circle?
- Oh and why did I just eat chips? It wrecks the pre-wedding diet plus now I feel all greasy and yuck.
ps I was talking to a friend about these random unknown things and she came out with,
"I know! I mean, why does water expand when frozen when everything else contracts?"
She is a lot smarter than me. Obviously. I didn't know anything did anything when frozen....