Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Oh no they DIDN'T!

On a certain news website today (you know the one...) there is a piece on the ongoing Chris Brown trial for his alledged attack on Rihanna (which she is trying to prevent as she still loves him.. why?!) anyway, from the piece, and I quote:

"At this point, Chris Brown would have been better off getting caught with a bong."

Seriously. I know.

Please assure me that you are all MUCH more concerned over the assault allegations against Chris Brown than you are about the fact that Michael Phelps was recently photographed smoking weed.

Let's weigh them on the scales, shall we?

Michael Phelps: uses recreational drugs from time to time. Not exactly something you'd do in church, but come on. The illegal status of marijuana use is up for debate anyway.

Chris Brown: allegedly PUNCHED AND BIT HIS GIRLFRIEND. In a heated argument, he inflicted serious bodily harm on a person - a woman, no less.

I'm just going to go out on a limb with this one and say YOU'RE ALWAYS BETTER OFF GETTING CAUGHT WITH A BONG.

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